Sir President King Antonio Walters was born on the very North Eastern edge of what is now South Dakota on January 1st, 1500 to a poor family. Like most children, he enjoyed playing outdoors with rocks and sticks. However, unlike other children, at the age of four he built a scale replica of Nostradamus out of tree moss and mud. This gifted young man strove for greatness, and after his parents where killed by the only remaining woolly rhinoceros in North America, at the age of six he traveled the world stowing away on Pirate ships while gaining a magnificent education and endless riches.